Salty Ruth has been playing a little too much World of Warcraft ever since her boyfriend dumped her to “explore his bi side”.
Hipster Kitties Tagged ‘hats’
Mega NYC Hipster Cat
Felix has been cursing “bridge and tunnel” kids ever since he moved out of the suburbs last month.
Hipster Kitten
Zoe is already smoking Lucky Strikes, but can’t find a way to vote socialist until 2016.
Does This Hat Make Me Look Black?
Buddy thinks rap is only called ‘hip-hop’ if it has a Pitchfork review.
Chairman Meow
Chairman Meow knows that TV On The Radio is mainstream. He only goes to their all-ages shows to pick up tweeners.
Hipster Hat Cat
Hipster Hat Cat told his friends that they ran out of blow, but he’s been going to the litter box like every 15 minutes.