Patas bought a case of Four Loko after “learning her lesson from the Sparks ban”. She then learned another lesson when she drank it.
Hipster Kitties Tagged ‘bikes’
Fixie Cat
To Oden, bike safety means wearing a “Bikes Allowed Full Lane” t-shirt (but never a helmet).
Brooklyn Cat
When Scout moved to Brooklyn for “a more urban experience”, he definitely wasn’t talking about contracting herpes.
Kitty Knows How To Spend A Trust Fund
Jack’s parents are still pissed he sold the Volvo. They just don’t understand his art.