Cowboy Cat

Cowboy Cat

Fairway is determined to find a man, even if it means hitting every “bear bar” in the Bay Area.

Thanks to Kristen Strik for the photo.

Tea Time

Tea Time

Nixon only wants one Xanax in his Earl Grey tonight.

Thanks to Emily Kastelic for the photo.

Artsy Hat Cat

Artsy Hat Cat

Bailey thinks La Dolce Vita is a pretentious piece of shit and that Fellini only really hit the mark with .

Thanks to ShimmerGreen for the photo.

100% Organic

100% Organic

Geno is the first to tell you the importance of eating organic, but rarely mentions that he polishes off a fifth of Admiral Nelson every night.

Thanks to Betsy Viray for the photo.

Flannel Cat

Flannel Cat

Rocky is convinced his band’s video would go viral if they could just get a legit copy of the Adobe Creative Suite.

Thanks to 'No Not Today' for the photo.

Thug Kitten

Thug Kitten

Roy told his mom he needed the gold chain for his Urban Studies class, but gets embarrassed when she uses the term “bling” around his friends.

Thanks to Erica Burton for the photo.

The Kitty Formerly Known As “Mr. Biggles”

The Kitty Formerly Known As “Mr. Biggles”

Mr. Biggles is wondering why you’re always so “po-mo”.

Kingsley’s Mani-Pedi

Kingsley’s Mani-Pedi

Kingsley hates going home for the holidays and explaining that painted nails don’t make him gay.

Thanks to Jennifer Hoppa for the photo.

Kitty Thinks He’s Kanye

Kitty Thinks He’s Kanye

Duke calls it “The N-Word” when hanging around his black friends.