Hipster Kitty
Rusty’s mom said he could put a couple tickets to the Decemberists on her credit card.
Kitty Knows How To Spend A Trust Fund
Jack’s parents are still pissed he sold the Volvo. They just don’t understand his art.
Pork Chop
This has to be the most boring Michel Gondry film Pork Chop has ever seen.
Thanks to Victoria Zdrodowski for the photo.
Does This Hat Make Me Look Black?
Buddy thinks rap is only called ‘hip-hop’ if it has a Pitchfork review.
Kitty Likes Old Movies
People call Ginger “The Alexander McQueen of Off-Off-Broadway”.
Thanks to Prin for the photo.
Chairman Meow
Chairman Meow knows that TV On The Radio is mainstream. He only goes to their all-ages shows to pick up tweeners.
Who Took My Skinny Jeans?
“Buffalo Exchange won’t sell me new skinny jeans until I put on some pants.”
Hipster Hat Cat
Hipster Hat Cat told his friends that they ran out of blow, but he’s been going to the litter box like every 15 minutes.
